3. TUNA - Tuna is great, right? It’s low-calorie, high-protein, and Jessica Simpson calls it chicken. What’s not to like?
Clearly you’re fucking insane. It smells worse than gym socks, under-the-cover farts, and Play-it-Again-Sports. If you’ve got a roommate that nukes this stuff your place is going to become a permanent hell hole that no one will want to step into. Good luck getting laid until you move out.